The meanest trick I ever knew
Was the one you nor I would ever do.
I saw a Grugnax try to do it,
And there was nothing funny to it.
He pulled a chair from under Dee,
As she was sitting down: but he
Was sent to bed, that Grugnax snot,
A gentleman he was not!
Quite repulsive in a bunch
The Grugnax lick their fingers,
And the Grugnax lick their knives;
They spill their drinks all over lunch.
Oh, they lead disgusting lives!
Grugnax all talk while eating.
Loudly and fast they chew;
And that is why I’m glad that I
Am not a Grugnax nor are you!
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