As a high handicapper i am

with no hope of going pro

how does one make the ball go?

This is just like life!

So many teacher i have had

know this like it is the back of their hand

Why do i hit my wedges so bad?

probably becasue i am always mad!

Time to straighten up and get this ball goin

but right as is hit it, down the river it was flowin

I just cant find my stroke

oh no!, that be almost made me choke!

Now  i think i got it

Down the fairway it hits the pole

I told him to sit

Becasue this is my hole!