Gods of Ivy League
We worshipped them with sleepless nights,
With tears from our fatigue.
No other gods culd be so cruel
As those who we perceived.
Their temples came with tiled floors.
Their clergy wore black suits.
Their praises sung by red-soled shoes,
We slowlywere seduced.
The faith we held showed no pity,
But for our gods we yearned.
We pored over their assigned tomes,
In self-made Hells we burned.
We sought approval from our gods
And got a letter grade.
If that fell then we had sinned
And that our gods forbade.
They'd show no mercy, we were told,
When judgement day arrived.
So, we sacrificed our lives for them
And hollowly survived.
Our parents, teachers, and our friends
Had given us this faith.
I look back now at all those years
And mourn for such a waste.
Too many nights we'd worshipped them,
Too many days fatigued.
No other gods could be so cruel
As gods of Ivy League.