There is a prison where there's less break outs than Alcatraz.

The thought of it strikes fear into the heart of any man,

No matter their size.

Even Sylvester Stallone doesn't have a plan to escape from it.

Each of those prisons comes with it's own judge, jury, and execution.

But this place doesn't have security;

It doesn't even have cells.

But it's scarier than any other prison you can think of.

It's name?

The Friendzone.

It's a danger to all mankind and has imprisoned mostly every guy it encounters.