Flawless Feces

 

Everyone poops, yep even you

don't shake your head at me I know that you do!

once, twice, even three times a day

you, your sister, and even your bae

but why do we like to pretend we don't go?

when everyone knows you just ate a sloppy joe

I'm here to tell you #2 is not a flaw

cause basically pooping is nature's law

you wake up, poop

post up, poop

ride round in it, poop

flossin on that, poop

this diamond, my diamond

this poop, my poop

Wake up flawless, poop flawless

 

THE END *flush*

 

 

 

 

 

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