Excuses
January:
My cat scratched me.
February:
I cut myself shaving.
March:
I scraped my leg climbing a tree.
April:
I ran into a barbed wire fence.
May:
I dropped a knife while cooking dinner.
June:
I cut myself cleaning up broken glass.
July:
You always keep the house too cold
that’s why I’m wearing a sweater.
August:
I can’t wear shorts. I didn’t shave
My legs.
September:
It’s from when I was little and fell
off my bike.
October:
It’s cold out now. I want to wear
long sleeves and long pants. I get
cold easily. I’m just cold.
November:
Do you have to roll up my sleeve
to get my blood pressure? It’s so
hard to roll these sleeves up.
December
I used to cut myself, but I don’t
do it anymore. I swear. I’m ok.
January:
My cat scratched me.
3-1-2018
