The dwarf and the king
Once long ago, there was a dwarf who ran about,
With all his pride and gout.
One day the king with all his fools and guard,
Found the dwarf and called him a lard.
The dwarf promised the king lard will be his end,
And the king ordered for his little head.
for 10 years the king sat,
and got quite fat.
One day came the king stood up
When he saw his son who's no longer a pup.
startled he went for quite a fall,
And his lard would be his end after all.