Come on down

To Charles-town

Get Your D.L.

But Give Us Your Name, Address and Cell

Don’t Worry, Your Information is Secure

Until We Sell It Out the Backdoor

How Dare Congress Enact

That Drivers’ Privacy Protection Act

But Here, Unlike In Printz

We Cannot Convince

That Information Sold Does Not Commerce Make

So Here Too Cannot Foresake

As States Are Not Commandeered

But Rather Just Prohibited

As Individuals Under General Applicability

It Is Within Congress’ Capacity

For the Tenth is no shield

To the Commerce Power and Pen Congress does wield

All in All, Let It Be Said

The D.D.P.A. Is Not Dead