There was a doctor, the best in town
Whose diagnosis could never be found
His methods were anything but normal
And was nothing less than favorable
His patients always came to him for help
With any ailments or symptoms they felt
He lived a life full of laughteroy and joy
To the little patients, he gave a toy
But there was something strange about this doctor
He was a little off his rocker
He alwasy found a way to be alone
Far away, isolated in his home
Cause' one morning he went to the doctor
and the doctor gave him news, shocker!
A tumor that was carcinogenic
And began to make him schizophrenic
For he found no remedy for his own self
All his friends left him, there was no one else
He began to listen to the voices in his head
They said it would be better if he was dead
He quickly made a strong poison to drink
It went down his throat with no time to think
So behold the best doctor in town
Once loved but now thought about with a frown