Salsa, jalapenos, and cheese dips
Are grossly consumed in large quantities
Many munching, crunching, snacking with smacking lips
One glare sent this way
To signal off bystanders a sign screaming be wary
Oddly enough it attracts more folks
Whose hunger pangs are satisfied by watching others eat like storks
Smacking lips to catch foods in all forms and swallow
Damn how about a favor for a bite?
Or a snack pack for your choice of flavor?