The Defenders Battle Loki

The supervillain named Loki wants to murder Dr. Strange and I'll tell you why;

Loki thinks that his magic is more powerful than Dr. Strange's magic and that's no lie.

 

When Loki appears in front of Dr. Strange's house, the villain tells the hero to come outside and I'm speaking truthfully;

Loki is a faggot and always will be.

 

Dr. Strange and the Defenders come outside to face Loki, as you can see;

Loki tries to shoot Dr. Strange with blasts of his energy.

 

Dr. Strange uses his magic shield to defend himself against Loki's energy blasts, which is cool;

The Hulk delivers a thunderclap to knock down the evil fool.

 

The Silver Surfer shoots Loki with bolts of his cosmic energy, which is great;

Loki is someone that a lot of people hate.

 

Namor punches Loki in his face 12 times;

Loki is also a big ball of slime.

 

The Defenders battle Loki and defeat the evil faggot;

Loki is even a maggot.

 

When Loki is defeated, the Surfer makes a black hole;

Dr. Strange uses his magic to lift Loki, who's also a troll.

 

When Dr. Strange uses his magic to throw Loki into the black hole, the Surfer closes it;

Loki is always full of shit.

 

If Loki escapes the black hole, the Defenders will be ready to battle their foe, who's totally gay;

The Defenders are still the best superhero team and that's all I have to say.

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