I've heard people say

Having a crush is healthy

I've heard the same for enemies

 

And when I don't have a crush

I feel a tiny twinge of discomfort

So there have been times

When I've actively sought out 

Love poem recipients for myself

 

I remember a time

When I was in a coffee shop

And two chosen individuals of mine

Stood talking

And I thought about how strange

My method of doing things was

Since it has nothing to do with love

And more to do with

Shooing away boredom

 

Now I just got thinking

I have an enemy now

Not by choice

And less of an enemy than

An antagonist in my story

Whom I'd like to avoid at all costs

So maybe that'll keep me

From partaking in my weird crush habits

But probably not