Crown of Chaos 4 - Actual Introduction

(This poem is part of a heroic crown of sonnets. For more information, see "Crown of Chaos, Crown Jewel")


 I do not want to be that kind of guy

Who never makes the point he wants to make

From this point on I shall sincerely try

to write about myself, for space's sake.


If I were asked what word describes me best

Then “Gentleman”'s the answer I would say.

Although I feel that it must be confessed

That I can be a boor on my best day.


In all pursuits I strive to be a dude

who's pretty cool and doesn't do bad things

I do refrain from being loud or rude.

Avoiding awkwardness such actions bring.


I am myself, there's none I'd rather be.

Unless that guy is Batman; that'd be sweet.




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