(This poem is part of a heroic crown of sonnets. For more information, see "Crown of Chaos, Crown Jewel")
I do not want to be that kind of guy
Who never makes the point he wants to make
From this point on I shall sincerely try
to write about myself, for space's sake.
If I were asked what word describes me best
Then “Gentleman”'s the answer I would say.
Although I feel that it must be confessed
That I can be a boor on my best day.
In all pursuits I strive to be a dude
who's pretty cool and doesn't do bad things
I do refrain from being loud or rude.
Avoiding awkwardness such actions bring.
I am myself, there's none I'd rather be.
Unless that guy is Batman; that'd be sweet.