Corny

Sandwich? Sure, wrap it up.
That pizza must have cost you a lotta dough.
I told the toast, “Feel butter soon.”
Looks like the manatee got the seal of approval.

I got 365 dates...with my calendar.
Does Thanos always buy his clothes 50% off?
Dad bod? Nah, more like a father figure.
Stationery? The highlight of my day.

Bet it’s kinda pointless to tell cats not to litter.
That school’s football team is the real kicker.
His desert joke is a little dry.
That banana really gave him the slip.

Being indoorsy has me telling you the inside jokes.
English majors? They’re always write.
Bet the blind guy didn’t see that coming.
Wonder how many degrees it will be at graduation?

This poem is about: 
Me
My family
My community
My country
Our world

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