You can buy 2 for one

But can I?

Swiffer sweeper, housemom sighs,

Staying up late

Turn off the lights o' wait...

I have new trinkets and dinkets

with new wackey traits.

I don't need arms

I don't need legs

I'm a lazy man with

a cup and a keg.

Sitting up now

they aren't working,

how?

I paid four payments flat

of 9.99 with no refunds, drats!

I guess that's why I'm writing my blog

with the lights still on and my breath

like a hogs.

So as long as you hear my pain and complaints

learn to avoid ending like me

and buy these great Frosted Flakes!