On the 50 First Dates of my Shawshank Redemption

I'll reach my Final Destination, through a Clueless, Premonition

In this Underworld of Little Monsters, we all are Boondock Saints

I'm like Scarface on his Powder makin' a City of Angels faint

We Walk The Line as Men In Black, and not All Dogs Go To Heaven

Cuz our Wild Things have Cruel Intentions, so we welcome Armageddon

Now I've been feelin' Superbad, only gettin' Half Baked in The Matrix

Cuz I can Blue Crush the Titanic, while having Rounders, Trading Places

In my Hot Tub Time Machine, Baby Boy I'll Never Back Down

And, Batteries Not Included, when The Departed, Blue Streak, The Town

Now on this Blood Diamond, Tower Heist it's clearly Unstoppable

That at full Speed the Armored, Crash into a Mission Impossible

I could have 'em Running Scared, and they would Scream, Top Gun

Be causing Havoc everywhere, I'm Ready to Rumble with the Spun

Looking like Hackers when we Face/Off on The Day After Tomorrow

I'm a Real Genius, Rain Main, who will Alpha Dog your Sleepy Hollow

 

Yes Man, I love a Pretty Woman, Limitless with Pulp Fiction

In Harsh Times she's Gone In 60 Seconds if them Lost Boys don't listen

But I'm feelin' her Sister Act when she Set It Off with Honey

I got Nothin' To Lose, I'm Bulletproof and love The Color of Money

I'm like The Devil's Advocate, The One who feeds her Sex Drive

I'll have Dangerous Minds, Leaving Las Vegas, in order to Stay Alive

I'll Take The Lead and Stomp The Yard and make her Save The Last Dance

Cuz In Time her Drum Line could provide me Signs of Idle Hands

Missin' those Talladega Nights, I could Chase the Vanilla Sky

We'd both be Dirty Dancing, in the Twilight and she'd cry

Had to cover my Exit Wounds, that I got from Fighting with Real Steel

She saw my Anger Management, and that I knew How To Deal

It was a Kick Ass, Star Trek, and such A Walk to Remember

Like A Cinderella Story without a Return to Sender

But then she got Knocked Up, and I felt The Butterfly Effect

My heart became a Fight Club which I had The Cable Guy disconnect