A group of bitches have taken over the White House in Washington, DC;

Those evil women want the President to make abortion legal in every state and I'm speaking honestly.

When Steve Rogers hears the news of what those hoes are doing, he changes into Captain America, which is true;

Flying to Washington, DC in the Quinjet is what Captain America would do.

When Cap arrives at the White House, he leaps out of the Quinjet while it's still in the air;

The women, who enjoy having abortions, are sinful and have no care.

When Cap lands on his feet, he runs into the White House;

The woman, who enjoys having abortions, is a skank and a louse.

Captain America battles the evil bitches with his martial art techniques, his gymnastics, and his shield;

After the battle, the evil skanks would yield.

When the evil hoes are arrested, the superhero flies away;

Captain America saves the day.