when im bored in my room

and got nothing to do

i play with my dick and make it go boom

like a mario mushroom

my dick goes zoom

as soon as i hear that pornhub tune

you may think that shits wack

but it smack

especially when you hear them balls drop back

on the back of the bitch giving her arthritis and shit

and at the last second he nut in her butt

and their kid yell "what!"