The Best Way to Die in 800 Meters
The half mile is a brutal race
Too long to sprint
Too short to breath
And no chance of a second wind
It's 100 steps of effortless strides
300 strides of labored breaths
20 breaths of burning anguish
100 meters of unbearable torment
And then it all stops
How do you run a race
Meant for horses
Instead of men?
I've heard it said
"Trample the weak
Hurdle the dead"
How can you tell
The weak from the dead?
The dead from the fierce?
The difference is in the mind
All suffer
Few spread their wings
The 800 is a brutal pursuit
Too long for blocks
Too short for thought
And no chance of a runner's high
It's 400 aerobic steps
200 strides of VO2Max
100 anaerobic paces
100 meters of oxygen debt
And then it all stops
How do you run a race
Without being trampled?
Without being hurdled?
I've said it once
"I gave everything I had
I have nothing left"
My mind is jaded
My body is spent
My heart is full
It's the best way to die
In 800 meters
It's the best way to live!