Because I Love You…

I find your annoying fake accents cute.

I respect your privacy, even though at times I want to be like those crazy obsessed girlfriends and hack your phone.

I want to lock you up in my closet and keep you to myself forever.

I allow you to tickle my feet, when I absolutely despise having my feet tickled.

I cook for you whenever you ask me too, even at 3 in the morning.

I would stay up all night for you if you asked me to.

I plan on making our sons Halloween costume to be you.

I don’t nag you all the time like other women do to their men.

I have you listed as, “My King,” on my cellphone.

I wouldn’t go back in time and prevent our meeting, not even for a million dollars, because you are my love.

Because I love you and only you, I plan on growing old with you and being one of those sickly cute lovey-dovey couples with you!