The Bed Bath & Beyonf bag begged for respect

 

He wanted to be more than just an object,

 

He wanted to be more than perfect,

 

But one person made this impossible,

 

Her manager.

 

Not only did he have more power than NATO,

 

But he also smelled like a potato.

 

He was 500 years old,

 

And he was bald.

 

The Bag had a perfect plan.

 

The plan was gold.

 

She would embarrass the old man,

 

And finally earn her respect.