There's this weird lady,

who seems a little shady,

trying to offer me an apple.

the dwarves warned me about strangers,

but why do I have to seem like a hater,

why would this situation matter later?

grumpy told once told me,

if a stranger talks to me,

then let it be.

it's just an apple,

so what's the hassle?

it's not like it's gonna do something,

to cause a scene...