It's Aubreigh's Believe it or Not, friends, foes, men, women, and children of all ages.

Aubreigh's Believe it or Not!
I'll show you my amazing museum in a series of many stages.

Look here good sir at this photograph in frame,
adorned with lipstick kisses,
it was the last thing dear Debbie Misses
saw before taking her dear life,
her darling mother and father found her in the bathtub with a knife.
What was in little Debbie's hand?
but this very photograph, of a boy,
of which her love he would never understand.

Look here young lady, into this mirror.
You do not see your pretty little self do you?
For you see, those girls behind you three,
make fun of ye.
And so you see,
a hideious monster.

Aubreigh's Believe it or Not!
Come and see! Don't be taut!

See here my boy,
in this small box
these movie slides unfold a true horror.
A father that hits,
and a mother that sits,
while the poor child trials to remember what he ever did,
while his father defiles him.

See here madam,
beyond this door,
a young man I'm sure we felt we've met before,
bullied and bashed,
to the core.
Poor dear,
never could ignore the cursed words that made him sore.
Never got to go to prom,
for he decided that even before,
for these boys same as him,
scared and insecure,
made him feel so unwanted.

Aubreigh's Believe it or Not!
Go in, go in, don't miss a second you lot!

Only a five a day,
dear Lisa would pay,
for those friends to tell her they liked her.

And when William was crushed in that trash can,
he swore they thought he was a Taliban,
because of his heritage.

Then when Alex couldn't decide whether they were a boy or girl that day,
their mother would shake her head and say,
where is the child the doctor promised?

Aubreigh's Believe it or Not!
Stop on by,
if you come early,
you still have a shot
to see every thing there is,
if you come late there's no need to tarry!

Why you ask my dear audience?
Well I see you aren't very merry,
So I'll explain.

Now I'm sorry I have bothered you with all of this tacky poetry and prose,
But you see my dears I simply wanted to get a point across.

That my museum you see-
is right under your nose.