Hello Good afternoon My name is Jonathon Norman

I am hereby applying for the position of being your man for the rest of your life

to tell you the truth I don’t have any first hand experience in that field

I have never been with anyone before but I have been surrounded by persons who declared they have been in love

so having no experience what would make you want a guy like me?

what separate me from the other candidates is that I’ve known you for six years.

Being friends with you for that amount of time I realized that

Your favourite colour is pink

each morning you get up at 5:30 am and jog five miles around the neighbourhood

you are allergic to sulphur and you hate can foods

when you order burger king it’s always number 1 no pickles no tomatoes and the drink is sprite

I know every Sunday at 9 pm you’re offline because you are watching your favourite tv show the empire

you like dancing to soca music

what annoys you the most is when you know you’re being lied to.

When your mom calls and treat you like a baby

I also know you have been hurt twice.

you’ve been cheated on by Mike and then you couldn’t stop crying for weeks.

Logan left you so he could be a hype footballer and have all the ladies he wants.

so although I don't have any experience I know you and I know what you are all about.

My main strength is observing. I’ll know when something is wrong with you.

When you’re sad you normally put your hair in your mouth.

I love the way you always sit and shake your legs.

That cute face you make when something don’t go your way.

How you walk shaking that progressive ass of yours

And that lovely voice you have I hope one day you’ll sing for me.

I promise to be different from the last two employees you had and if you hire me to be with you for the rest of your life you wont regret it.

With six years of friendship between us, I have a comprehensive understanding of being a great boyfriend.

Please give me a chance to make your dream come through and for any additional information

I can be reached anytime via cell phone at 909-555-5555

Thank you for your consideration. I look forward to speaking with you about this once in a lifetime opportunity.