Why Does My Appearance Offend Most Folk ... !?!

I DON'T Sell Coc'... !!!
I'm NOT An Ignorant Bloke ... !!!

I DON'T LIKE ... " Crack "... !!!
But Sometimes ... Like A Smoke ...

There's Nothing Quite Like A Cuban Cigar ...
After Food ... or With A Drink At A Bar ...

NOT Beer But Brandy ...
Suitably Warm In A Brandy Glass ... !!!

THAT'S Who I Am ... !!!

I'm NOT An Arse... !!!

Unlike Those ...

Who Judge From ..................................................................... Far ...............

"He's AGGRESSIVE !
His incentive, is to Rob,
and start MOLESTING !"

"Who on earth do you think you're addressing ?
Your judgements are distressing !
Your thought waves need progressing !
Stop your second guessing !
cos when I start undressing,
your state of mental being,
you'll wish you had Gods' Blessing !"

Girls or Men ...
Just Can't Defend ... !!!

Their NONSENSE As I Count To TEN ... !!!!!

See That's My Way of Teaching Them ...

I'm NOT THAT Man On .... " News at Ten "... !!!!!

NO ... NOT Trev'....
But Those ... "Locked"...
... Inside Prison ... !!!

I'm RARE Just Like True Gentlemen ... !!!

Girls Have Said Such SILLY THINGS ... !!?!!

"Upon introduction,
my heartbeat raced !
I thought you were gonna,
punch me in my face !"

"That's what you saw
when you, looked in my face !"

Such Attitudes Are REALLY Lame ... !!!!

It's ... Funny To Some ...
But Let's Get This CLEAR ... !!!!!

These ... " Stereotypes "...
Are ... REALLY Dumb ... ?!?

I Deal With This Ignorance ...
Day to Day ...

" Some guy ... "

Tried To Bar Me From His Place ...
WITHOUT Even Looking Me In My Face ... ?!?

WHY ... ?

Because of ... " e-mails sent "... ?!?

But When He Traced The Mails I'd Sent ...
His Thought Waves Got DERAILED ...... !!!

And Then Some Common Sense Prevailed ... !!!
I've Met Him Now His Stench Seems ... " FOUL "... !!!!!!!!!

A Money Man ...
just Like The DOW ...
Index ... Direct ... !!!

Until My Words Got In His Chest ... !!!
And Proved To Him My INTELLECT ...

Whilst Giving Him A ... "small complex"...
About What Could Just Happen ... NEXT ... !!!?!!!

Sometimes ... YES ...
Just Like ... " The Wu "...

I Do Suggest ...
You PROTECT Your NECK ... !!!!!

It's Better NOT TO Get Me Vex ... !!!!!
Cos' Plans I Make Are So COMPLEX ...
You May Just Need A Bullet-Proof Vest ... !?!?!

For Me You See Life's Posing TESTS ... !!!

From Living To ... Just Getting Sex ... !?!

These Problems Leave My Mind Perplexed ... ???

Well Perplexed or NOT ...
I'm Still DIRECT ... !!!

From Things I Say ...
To ... Written Text ...

To EARN What's Due ...
Some Damn RESPECT.

From Those Who Watch Their TV Set ...
Then Pre-Judge Me ... That's INCORRECT ... !!!!!

Well Here's The Deal ... !!!

Instead of Surfing ...
...... " Internet "......

Try PULLING The Plug ...
Yes .... DISCONNECT .... !!!

Deal With Those In Front of You ...
Some of Us Are People TOO ... !!!!!

Whether On ... PC ...
Or On ... " TV "...

You're Receiving INTERFERENCE ... !!!!!!
Your Thought Waves NEED ...

Some .... " Clearance "....

And Maybe Then ... ?
You'll FINALLY See ...
DON'T Judge Folks By ...

... " Appearance "...