Early in the morning
Or late at night
You never answer your messages
Your advice is always out of sight.
There are others like me
That need your assistance
But you're always unavailable
To the point that students have nicknamed you
Mrs. Bitch Pants.
Do you even like your job?
Or is this just extra money for you?
Get on the ball and be a real teacher
Before we start sending you messages that only read
"Fuck you!"