Aaliyah to my kingdom

Haven't slept in days you could say im resisting a rest

But no matter what i b positive so give me a blood test

when you see me go to kfc all they give me is breast

See me in the news then choke on it call it readers digest

Bringin zombie rhymes to the grave so let me rehearse

Im a Jewish rapper thats so backwards im rapping inverse

Like a dyslexic rabbi all i say is yo

Into a bageleh when i take you to the ma-afia so 

Take all that as some israeli food for thought

How much dough do i make? Eilat

You wanna be Haifa this on that skunk

But like the lawn at rehab stay off the grass punk

Though they snipped the tip my junk hasnt shrunk

So mothafucking huge i Torah hole in her trunk

On the computer nothin but net swish dunk

Lady cops and i was locked up for doin fifty drunk

Huntin for me they got a cop drawin me on a picture

Me and him both con artists now aint that a mixture

I used to be afraid my life would be runnin in circles

but i soon got over it like i did to some hurdles

What did cinderella do when she got to the ball

She gagged on that shit but she took it all

How about sixty eight you do me and i owe you one

We'll end up doing the bases in the end a home run

These anarchist antagonists rap without a sound

This isnt an orgy so quit fucking around

Try to beat my beats like broken pencil thats pointless

Nevertheless i beat the best with blessed conquest

Im so fucking hot i was the devil but i got fired 

I'd fuck all my haters but id be a bike two tired

Always lit up so they dont get lost in the dark

Well i aint no goy so on saturday i dont spark

I intend to live my life forever so far so good

I intend to be the best understand understood

Like a herd of elephants i rumble in the jungle

Im out of some lyrics when in doubt mumble

Just kidding gonna finish out this song whole

Flip all your thoughts bitch do a barrel roll

Man i fucking live for this shit call me a toilet roll

Jesus may love you but all else think youre an asshole

Fuck with me and ill be a pain in your dick like gonorrhea

Just dont be a shit man isnt that a wonderful idea

And keep that shit on lock like north korea

Aliyah to my kingdom land of judea

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