5 Ways to Eat Bacon
I
Alone on a white plate,
A single slice
Of nice crispy bacon
II
Sauce and cheese:
Pizza.
Sauce, bacon, and cheese:
Delicious pizza.
III
Wrapped around a scallop.
That is all I need to say
IV
Bits sprinkled on a salad,
Turning healthy greens
Into fatty, greasy, salty, healthy greens.
V
Layers
In between toast slathered in butter.
A heart attack waiting to happen.