Though me and my friend did what we did, we vowed to not do the same to innocent 

people. Things that me and him went through. We recognize and accept that what we 

did was bad but we don't regret doing it for 2 reasons. 1. We got a bunch of free

stuff lol and 2. It shaped and made us who we are now. Experiences can break and

and also make you. Our little reign lasted from Jan up to May on our downfall. Enjoy.

 

Zero Effort

My cousin laughed when I told him what my plan was about

I said "I tear those sensor's and then we get the fuck out"

So many times have I been inside these retail stores

It seemed so easy to walk through those doors packed with clothes

So there I was alone, contemplating the shirts

Thinking "Do it now don't pussy out like before"

Wrapped my hands around the sensor, and pulled with all my strength

Tore some small holes but fixable with some thread

Stuck the polo and the plaid under my clothes sealed tightly

Walked out through the door and told a worker "Good nighty"

I'm hiding, 120 dollars worth of merchandise

Did what I came for and I still gave them a goodnight

Met up my cousin and told him "Let's flip quick"

"I ain't playing nikka I just hit my first lick"

And so we dipped, headed straight towards my car

Didn't look back but my whip seemed to be parked far

And once we got inside my cousin told me "Lier you were trippin"

But I pulled out the clothes and said "See?I wasn't kidding"

And that's when it all began I took my clothes to school

Showed a friend of mine and he said "I want in too you fool"

So name it, we take it, there's no one stopping us

We'll clean out all your store, when no one's watching us

Started out as a couple of t-shirts from Abercrombie

Now we're taking electronics and selling them for money

Hard drives, polos, jeans, you name em all

And we'll get that shit for you once we hit the mall

The Vow just came out, I think last weekend

My girl's a fan of Channing Tatum so she wants to see it

So let that be it,the requests?I gotta meet em

I have no cash, so you know that I'ma need it

So I texted my friend "Get up you fucking thief"

"Let's hit the biggest mall in Houston, and wipe it clean"

We keep the price tags on the items from the very start

And that day we counted over a thousand dollars in shit we robbed

We don't take from people, just corporations

Who overprice everything and expect we pay em

So don't fear us, we're not like that we won't take from you

We only take from those business bastards who rob us too

Go to school and start selling the clothes that I don't like

"Are the shoes and colognes for sale?"No those are mine

Ha, that's how I get it right, brand new Sperry's

Brand new Ralph Lauren Polo extra small color cherry

Don't blink security don't stop to think security

Cause if you do then we'll disappear your shit security

Hundreds of cameras have stepped up to the bench

And hundreds of cameras have come up short in the end

I'm counting dirty money as I rock this Express sweatshirt

This jacking shit is easy that I call it Zero Effort

That's my clique...that's who you with

Just me and my friend we're way too damn slick

We do this every single weekend, we're kings pioneers

We go and work our magic and make objects disappear

This is way too damn easy and I'm making it

That 50gig hardrive?I'm taking it

We enjoy what we do and we do it for the fuck of it

You might think we're mocking this game cause we're making fun of it

Haaaa, get it? Keep up with what I say

My rhyme's meanings are like bisexuals how they can go both ways

Now please excuse me, I must go back what I told

My moneys' like my clothes- I got a bunch of shit to fold