You throw like a girl

You eat like a girl

You act like a girl

You are such a girl

But wait what do you mean by that?

Do you mean to say that I throw like a man?

Well for your information I am no man but a being that’s makes you go

WOa-man

Buckle down cuz the woman is gonna take you for a ride

And you think I am a bad driver?

Well get your fucking head out of your ass

Yup that’s right profanity is in our dictionary as well

Do you even lift, bro?

Cuz I do and you better believe we like to stay fit just like you

But calling us skinny isn’t always a compliment because sometimes we try to get a bit thicker and you throw our efforts down the chute

And no this isn’t my PMS acting up? This is me calling out on the unjust view of the world to us

Sometimes we would rather break the glasses than wear the glass slipper

Because wearing the glass slipper makes everyone think we are always looking for the other one

But we love our independence and love frolicking in the fields on singleness

We enjoy our space and stuffing our face with food besides leafy greens and celery sticks

I throw like a champion

I eat like woman

I act like I please

I am such a beautiful being

I am a woman and there is nothing you can do about it.