I'm the poster child for abandonment

You know the ones you see on untouched street corners

Where hobos lay their bottles and God looks at out the corner of his eye

I never knew the definition of love until my aunt told me if I want someone to care about me I have to care first

My father headed on his "lone wolf" journey when I was six

And my mom's had a glitch ever since

Sometimes I actually catch her staring into space as if she's a cat following a fly to prey on

When I was four I wanted to be an olympic gymnast

That dream was quickly kicked to the curb when I realized I hate push-ups

Then as I passed through my timeline it changed to a vet, firefighter, and food critic

I lost my virginity at 17 and it was the most awkward and sweetest thing I've ever experienced in my entire primitive era

I've been broken down by jealously and hate

And built back up by self worth and pride

No one taught me how to be a good person

I just made observations on how not to be a bad one

So far I've been in love twice and to this day they are both some of the best people I could have ever met

I love cookies and hate to run

But if you call me fat I'll take your food and never speak to you again

I enjoy being alone and no I dont think that's an "unhealthy way to spend your free time"

Sometimes I honestly get tired of being a participant in humanity so I lay on my bed and pretend I'm nothing but dust

I've stayed in a shelter twice in my life

And have broken the bread of drugs on more than one occasion

Long story short im a melting pot of good, bad, ugly, beautiful, loving, hateful, and everything in between

If I had one word to describe myself

Itd be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Because it sounds atrocious but once you start to get the hang of it you learn to love it and never forget