I feel incompetent and useless everyday

No one listens to the things I have to say

But then I remember the wise words of Beyonce

I am flawless and I woke up this way.

All these rhymes are making me cray

So I’m done with rhyming from now.

 

I’m flawless because I speak two languages fluently.

when you’re struggling with a Chinese restaurant menu,

I’m over here ordering in the waiter’s native language.

when you’re marathoning all the Harry Potter movies,

I’ve already read all the books in two different languages.

When you’re trying to make your resume more impressive,

I already have bilingual under the skills section.

 

I’m flawless because my sense of humor is on point.

I’ve mastered the art of sarcasm and witty comments.

If sarcasm was a type of food, then I’d be Gordon Ramsay.

I am the Michelangelo of witty comments and you’re Microsoft Paint.

Oh, did I mention that I also dabble in the language of bad puns?

My puns are so bad that it’s a type of pun-ishment.

 

I’m flawless because I’m socially aware.

While you’re feeding into this white supremacist,

Heteronormative, Patriarchal society,

I’m working hard to dismantle the social issues.

While you stay ignorant about this problematic culture,

I’m schooling you about political correctness.

 

Why I’m flawless? The list goes on,

I’ve been listing from sunrise till dawn.

my whole existence is a phenomenon,

it’s not something you can get on Amazon.