Poetry about Donald Trump

The inspiration I have gathered and grasped  from the ashes of this exhausted relief 
Alistair Smythe, a.k.a. the Ultimate Spider-Slayer, has kidnapped John Jameson, which is bad;
Gone on you with those OMO’s Young Greenspan, he in macro mode  
Jessica Drew is hiking on a cold day when she sees something bad;
The supervillain named Lady Deathstrike wants to kill the X-Man, Wolverine, and I'll tell you why;
Bruce Wayne, a.k.a. Batman, and Barbara Gordon, a.k.a. Batgirl, have gotten married, which is great;
A supervillain named Titania is terrorizing the male fans of President Donald Trump; Titania is a skank and a chump.  
A supervillain named the Tarantula is terrorizing the fans of President Donald Trump; The Tarantula is a jerk and a chump.
The impeachment inquiry against President Donald Trump was initiated by Nancy Pelosi, which is true;
A widow hires Power Man and Iron Fist to search for the supervillain named Sabretooth, which is true;