Your Uber Driver, Helios, Has Arrived
Look into my rear view, I’m like “How you doing?”
Asking what your name is, cause it’s real important
Making sure your ride is right and comfortable
Oh you late for your flight, then we got to go
Guarantee me 5 stars for the safe drive
I got mints, tissues, condoms what you need tonight?
Make sure you buckle up because yeah it’s a fine
Always looking both ways at the stop sign
Please don’t throw up in here, that might ruin my night
300 dollar cleaning fee, cost more than a shoe shine
Yeah I know you’re kind of drunk, so I’ma keep you alive
Ain’t no stories about me, but I’m your hero tonight
See I’m up early every morning til the sunrise
Watching night turn into day with this golden light
Make sure you write a great review of this awesome ride
And if you feel some type of way then please tip kind