Your Uber Driver, Helios, Has Arrived

Sat, 09/21/2019 - 13:03 -- csrtrn

Look into my rear view, I’m like “How you doing?”

Asking what your name is, cause it’s real important

Making sure your ride is right and comfortable

Oh you late for your flight, then we got to go

 

Guarantee me 5 stars for the safe drive

I got mints, tissues, condoms what you need tonight?

Make sure you buckle up because yeah it’s a fine

Always looking both ways at the stop sign

 

Please don’t throw up in here, that might ruin my night

300 dollar cleaning fee, cost more than a shoe shine

Yeah I know you’re kind of drunk, so I’ma keep you alive

Ain’t no stories about me, but I’m your hero tonight

 

See I’m up early every morning til the sunrise

Watching night turn into day with this golden light

Make sure you write a great review of this awesome ride

And if you feel some type of way then please tip kind

 

This poem is about: 
Our world

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