The supervillain named Lady Deathstrike wants to kill the X-Man, Wolverine, and I'll tell you why;

It's because Wolverine is a fan of President Donald Trump and that's no lie.


When Lady Deathstrike appears outside the X-Mansion, she tells Wolverine to come out and fight;

Lady Deathstrike's mental health is bad and she never does anything right.


When Wolverine comes out, Lady Deathstrike tries to kill the hero, as you can see;

Wolverine avoids being killed immediately.


Wolverine battles Lady Deathstrike, which is true;

Knocking Lady Deathstrike out is what Wolverine would do.


When that evil bitch is knocked out, Wolverine calls the police, which is smart;

Wolverine and Lady Deathstrike are masters of the martial arts.


When the police arrive to arrest Lady Deathstrike, Wolverine has a smile on his face;

Lady Deathstrike is a disgrace to the yellow race.


The police take Lady Deathstrike away;

Wolverine goes back inside the X-Mansion and that's all I have to say.


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