What is math?

Not something that'll make me laugh 

Quadratic Equation...

Nope, more like interna deflation

Pythgorean thoerm

Worse the injecting me with truth serum

Don't even got me started on sinsoidal functions

I bet those are just complicated malfunctions 

Why are you so obsessed over X?

Why do you have to be so damn complex?

Page after page you ask me to solve your problems

Wreaking havoc like little goblins

You ask me to justify 

Yah, goodbye

Just please let X's roll free

You got a problem ask siri 

Y teach me how measure the width of a candy bar

But not how to fix my car?

 Taxes upon taxes

Could have taugh me how to handle them in thoes broing classes 

Can i not simplify 

And just let this fly?

As if mental math wasn't hard enough

You're just getting way too tough 

Engilsh major

Looking fresh in my new blazer 

Using words like my own lightsber

Glad i won't be seeing you later