White dog says:
“I’m afraid to go out any night of the week except Sunday because when I go out on a Sunday night,
I’m sure I’ll get either a bone or a bitch lick, but when I go out any other night, I’m sure I’ll only get a bitch lick.”
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Black dog says:
“Well, bone or no bone, I’m afraid to go out whether night or day because whenever I go out,
I’m sure I’ll get two bitch licks, one because I’m a stray dog and another because I’m black.”