I wake up at Midnight and the Moon is full.
No one else is awake, they're sleeping like the dead.
But there's a horrible throbbing in my skull,
and when I look in the mirror: my nose is red!
I'm the Were-Clown, who's a hideous ghoul.
Human by day, becomes Clown by night.
My sense of humor is vicious and cruel,
so kiddies, don't turn off that light.
I'm the Were-Clown, and my rainbow wig is real.
I don't need to put on makeup. I can just grow it!
Cotton candy and brains are my favorite meal
And if I'm stalking you, you won't even know it.