Broke a vase and crashed a car,
Told my Daddy I wasn't going far.
I choked on stage
Tripped and fell
I am definitly not hollywood,
Oh damn well.
Got a drink dumped on my face
Accidently wore the outfit twice to the same place.
Tried helping an old woman with her bags
She tripped and fell and starts to nag
I'd probably make it well in space.
But here on earth I need to suck it up
and just walk like an Ace.