You know, I do like my Uggs

They are soft, cozy, and not vegan

People say “those are girl's boots” and I give them a shrug

 

Though they are pricey, and that kinda sucks

Dark leather and fur, you’ll like what you’re seein’

You know, I do like my Uggs

 

Putting them on, it’s like dead sheep giving me hugs

They are work boots when in grandma’s garden I'm weedin’

People say “those are girl’s boots” and I give them a shrug

 

Tims are for people who endlessly drive trucks

And beans are for basic white girls during the winter season

You know, I do like my Uggs

 

Four winters I’ve spent with my boots, my golden nugs

Once I bought work boots, but apologized for the treason

People say “those are girl’s boots” and I give them a shrug

 

My boots make me look nice, not like those thugs

Leaving stickers, labels, and tags on their boots for no reason

You know, I do like my Uggs

People say “those are girl's boots” and I give them a shrug