I saw a UFO last night 

Right up in the sky

Don't you say I didn't

I wasn't that high

It beamed it's bright light on me

And sucked me through the sky

They ripped the clothes right off me

And I began too cry

They bent me over slowly

They probed and probed and probed

I hope they come back soon

BECAUSE I LIKED TO BE PROBED 

          THE END