The vampire Tyler Perry fans want to turn the human Tyler Perry fans into vampires, which is true;

Tyler Perry fans have been around for years, so they're not new.

When Blade finds out what the vampire Tyler Perry fans want to do, he searches for them, as you can see;

Tyler Perry fans are assholes and always will be.

When Blade finds the vampire Tyler Perry fans and they see him, the creeps try to slay the guy;

Whoever's a Tyler Perry fan must really be high.

Blade fights and slays the vampire Tyler Perry fans, which is a spectacular thing;

Tyler Perry fans are also ding-a-lings.

After Blade slays the vampire Tyler Perry fans, the human Tyler Perry fans call him a coon;

Tyler Perry fans are even buffoons.

Blade ignores the human Tyler Perry fans and goes away;

Tyler Perry fans suck and that's all I have to say.