There once was a little mermaid
With bright crimson hair and tail, green as ocean
Little do you know, her story was facade
I know, Disney gives you false notion
See, her story really goes like this
She stole much jewelry, and priceless knick knacks
She was a juvenile, little girl gone amiss
And she needed a way to cover her watery tracks
So with that, as she devised a convincing pitch
As she was on the run, well on the swim
She ran, or swam, to the old purple witch
The witch, in good mood went out on limb
She made the risky deal, despite warnings from flounder
Her tail then morphed into long legs with feet
She blacked out, and so when Eric found her
He picked her up and murmured 'sweet'
So when the mer-girl awoke,
She felt concrete, so hard compared to kelp
And when she finally calmed down, she spoke
She hollered 'where am I? Help!'
Steel cold bars locked her in
She sobbed for days, of confusion
But right when her hopes were lost, Sebastian
Crawled through the cells cracks, and broke her seclusion
He exclaimed, with official paper in claw
That she was also 'most wanted' on land
And even with her devastating beauty and all
Eric traded her in for money, after he found her on sand!
Her panic and anger prompted her quick
She said 'okay Sebastian, break us out!'
So with a crunch and a clip and a nifty snip
They sneakily slipped out and about!
So once open a time (let's be truthful)
There was crimson headed girl, her crimson crab, her best friend
They explored, escaped the world, adventures fruitful
They lived happily ever after, The End!