A Twin's Requests
I am twin, and sure sometimes it’s great
But I think I should set some things straight
Don’t go up whisper in my ear and ask me “Did she hear?”
Don’t pinch me then question if she felt it too
Because I will tell you right now; none of that is true
Please don’t ask me where she is because I will know about as well as you
I have a name and trust me it isn’t “twin” or “thing 1” and “thing 2”
I don’t care if you get my name wrong just as long as you try
Please, don’t ask me who the better twin is
Because you aren’t expected to list your flaws and neither should I
Now I understand these requests may be easy to forget
So don’t feel bad, I promise I won’t get mad