Tick loves to tick me off!

Tick is a small unidentified creature.

A smirky grin is his best feature.

Tick is my car's worst enemy.

He knows how to get the best of me.

At night while I sleep,

Tick is in my gas tank digging really deep.

Slurping.

Sipping.

Dipping.

My tank is always blank and lank.

There goes my money in the bank.

Unleaded Regular or Premium

Tick still causes delirium.

Gallons disappearing,

My patience never persevering.

Tick is always domineering.

Tick loves to tick me off.