I play basketball.
I'm probably the worst overall.
I ride the bench,
because I stink... like a bad stench!
I can write a decent poem,
but the court isn't my home.
I don't live up to the name on my jersey,
my coaches have no mercy.
I come to the games to cheer,
and through the insults I perservere...
but I think as far as basketball goes,
I'm worse than everyone we oppose!