Stuff you can not say to your teachers
Shakespeare? Why do we have to read Shakespeare? Everyone is going to die in the end, everyone knows that.
Pop quiz over Beowulf? I didn't even read the story?!
Do we have to spend two weeks on alphabetical filing?
I have a B?! Come on, don't do this to me! I really did study for that test!
32 questions due by tomorrow?? That is great, just fabulous.
Is it necessary to tell stories about your kids all the time? And no, I don't care about your dog stories either.