Spidey Is Here

The Nancy Pelosi fans are trying to kidnap Peter Parker and I'll tell you why;

It's because Parker believes that homosexuality is sinful and that's no lie.

 

Changing your gender is sinful and always will be;

Faggots and dykes are sinful and I'm speaking truthfully.

 

When Parker avoids getting kidnapped, he changes into Spider-Man without being seen;

The Nancy Pelosi fans are very mean.

 

When Spider-Man confronts the Nancy Pelosi fans, they try to shoot the hero;

The Nancy Pelosi fans are assholes, in case you didn't know.

 

Spidey spins his webs on the criminals' guns and snatches them away from those finks;

The Nancy Pelosi fans really stink.

 

Spidey beats the living crap out of the Nancy Pelosi fans;

Those bastards are no match for Spider-Man.

 

Spidey spins a web on the Nancy Pelosi fans and calls the cops;

The Nancy Pelosi fans are full of slop.

 

When the cops arrive to arrest the jerks, Spidey swings away;

Spidey is here to fight crime and that's all I have to say.

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