Someday My Bachelor Will Come
Her lips are red as blood and her skin is white as snow;
But she’s an adult now, so it’s time she found a beau.
She’s the prettiest girl; that’s why her stepmom was mean;
But that story is so yesterday, let’s start it clean.
You all know the story of the evil queen’s bad plan;
But you didn’t know how Snow White set out to find a man.
Snow White was whisked away to a tiny, little house;
It’s where she’ll pick a dwarf to become her loving spouse.
There’s seven tiny men who are fighting for her love;
But she’ll choose only one man who gets to rise above.
Tonight she dines with Grumpy and tomorrow with Doc;
Which dwarf will have the pleasure to propose with The Rock?
The Rock is their biggest treasure, ten carats--no less;
But the real question you should ask: will she say yes?
Grumpy is brave as he leans in to give her a kiss;
But Snow White turns her small head, with hopes to make him miss.
Grumpy lands on her cheek, rendered quite speechless now;
What other loving gestures will Snow White disallow?
The next morning Snow White received a couple flowers;
Dopey was the sender with whom she had spent hours.
Without a short word she left him, much to his dismay;
With every dwarf’s beating heart, she liked to often play.
Three days later a mysterious letter arrived;
Only three dwarves were left, the others had not survived.
It was just Bashful, Sneezy, and Sleepy who could stay;
The other unlucky four were forced to walk away.
Snow White eliminated the worst of the seven;
Which dwarf will be lucky to claim a spot in heaven?
The finals days are drawing near and Snow White must choose;
She’ll hand out just one rose to deliver the good news.
“With this rose, I choose the man who I’ll love forever;
Through the good times and the bad times, I’ll leave you never;
I hope you know that making this choice was not easy;
But I love you so much, you’re my true love--dear Sneezy!”