Snow White Was A Hoe

Wed, 08/30/2017 - 20:59 -- varyee

Once upon a time

Not long ago

As Snow White listened to the chime

She thought all I want to be is a hoe


Her wicked step mother kept her in chains

Because she believed all Snow White cared about was looks

She thought Snow white had no brains

And couldn't even understand simple textbooks


Trying to teach her a lesson, she hired a knight to draw her out the house

Wanted to show her what life was like without a little knowledge

Little did she know that Snow White would take this chance to find a spouse

Several spouses, she could hardly contain her joy, now she didn't have to go to college


Into the woods, where she met a couple handsome men

They were grumpy, happy, sleepy, bashful, sneezy, and mopey, all overcome with glee

Soon enough her stepmother came looking, but Snow White hid in the den

She couldn't believe this, she dreaded having to flee


Because finally, she got her wish and was as happy as can be


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